TOTAL.
BLACKOUT.
It's called SleepMaxx because "Hide From Everyone Forever Mask" didn't fit on the label. One stretch-fit shell. Full dark. Zero straps. Built for the mornings you can't build yourself.
Why it actually works
Total Blackout
Fabric drops below the eyes, stops above the nose. Full dark, full breathe — no suffocating panic.
Stretch-Lock Fit
No straps, no buckles, no digging elastic. One size actually holds through tossing and turning.
Heat-Trap Comfort
Traps warmth like a beanie, blocks light like a cave. Built for the fully horizontal lifestyle.
Multi-Mode Wear
Face mode. Hood mode. Neck mode. One mask, several legitimate ways to disappear.
See it. Hear it.
Feel it disappear.
Turn the volume up. This is what "off duty" actually sounds like.
Built for every kind of shutdown
Hangover Recovery
Airplane Mode
Before you ask
Can I actually breathe in this?
Yes. The shell sits above your nose and mouth line — you're blacked out, not sealed in. Full airflow, zero panic.
Will it slip off my head?
The stretch-lock fabric grips without straps or elastic digging in. It stays put through tossing, turning, and questionable decisions.
Does one size actually fit all hair types?
Tested on thick, thin, curly, straight, and wigged. The knit expands to fit — it never squeezes to make it work.
How fast does it ship?
Orders move out within 24 hours. Your blackout is closer than your last group chat apology.
Is this actually durable, or a one-time gag?
It's a daily-use stretch fabric, not a novelty foam prop. Machine washable, holds shape, survives repeat "I'm never drinking again" mornings.